hazedhowell:

saywhatjessie:

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

GOD bless

weirdmageddon:

psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind:

pterick:

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

You can’t force people to appreciate you.

You can’t force people to be loyal to you.

You can’t force people to treat you right.

You can’t force people to be honest with you.

You definitely can’t force people to love you.